Gotra Certificate Sold Here

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Gotra Certificate Sold Here


If you need a Gotra certificate, you have come to the right place.  Here, at the  only Temple of Lord Brahma, the Creator, we are pleased to offer Gotra certificates for a reasonable fee.

In social and political life in India, a Gotra certificate is more important than any other identity card


If you do not know your Gotra, or if you do not know anything about Gotra, no need to worry. We will discover, if necessary invent, a Gotra as per your requirement.


The certificate is awarded after prayer of Lord Brahma according to the Vedic rites.

Give us a chance to serve you.


(Agents are needed throughout the country. They will be given handsome reward for bringing genuine customers. 25% discount on bulk orders. )


If you do not believe us, please find out how we gave a Gotra certificate to Shri Rahul Gandhiji. He had no idea of what is Gotra. It was difficult to give a Gotra certificate to the son of a half-Parsi father and a Catholic mother. Yet, we found a way out and gave him a certificate. Information is available on internet. The Certificate will help him overcome his political adversaries.


Gotra Certificate Sold Here

  Our satisfied customer Shri Rahul Gandhiji

Priests of Pushkar Temple at the service of people


My Disclaimer

I have no intention to hurt anyone’s religious sentiments or to make fun of Shri Rahulji. Our country is known for selling caste certificates and degrees. Sale of Gotra Certificates is a new venture. I wish this Startup Good Luck.

Devendra Narain

November 28, 2018

For those not familiar with ‘gotra’ :

In Hindu culture, the term gotra (Sanskrit: गोत्र) is commonly considered to be equivalent to clan. It broadly refers to people who are descendants in an unbroken male line from a common male ancestor or patriline. (Source Wikipedia)


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